Lieberman: Support him or he will crush you

Order. It's a powerful word, a very orderly word, a word that conjures images of lawns manicured to precise specifications, jackboots polished to a mirror finish, and crew cuts so flat you could land a Junkers 88 on them.

As a conservative, I like order; I crave order; I need order. And that's why I support Joe Lieberman. He's a man whose very essence exudes order. At least that's what Spazeboy and Jane learned yesterday.